doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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