Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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