that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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