Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
bring money and cleavage
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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