I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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