i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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