Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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