I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
