Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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