Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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