Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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