I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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