so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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