its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The power of my boobs compel you
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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