just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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