We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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