No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
the liver wants what the liver wants
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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