I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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