she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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