he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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