I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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