Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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