so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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