he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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