Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize