David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just gift wrapped bread.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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