So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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