you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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