awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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