So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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