Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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