The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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