So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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