For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
of course. lets lasso hookers.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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