Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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