Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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