Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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