Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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