hell yes lets make some ravioli
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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