He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
she pinky promised me she was 18
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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