you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
