You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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