I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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