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(516): View more from New York

please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.

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(818): View more from California

I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.

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(818): View more from California

I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".

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(903): View more from Texas

Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat

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(541): View more from Oregon

Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.

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(212): View more from New York

He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode

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(760): View more from California

he just fucked me for my cheese..

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(416): View more from Toronto

The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children

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