It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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