So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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