So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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