while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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