She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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