I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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