Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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