I just made out with a guy for $7.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Alive.
So much puke
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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