let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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