if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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