Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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