i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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