And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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